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Now That I Have Completed My Mandatory Online Sexual Harassment Training …

Posted on May 4, 2013 by Juke Joint Jezebel Leave a comment

Now that I have completed my mandatory online sexual harassment training, I’m going to print out my certificate of completion and rub your body down with it.

That’s right. This training got me thinking about you, girl, and all the ways I’d like to sex you down.

Dear 17th Century Elizabethan Guy

Posted on July 2, 2012 by Patrick Bateman Leave a comment

Dear 17^th century Elizabethan guy,

Bath salts have been in the news quite a bit recently, due in part to the strange cravings that people using them seem to exhibit. I was pondering this when it occurred to me that perhaps bath salts induce in users the same unusual cravings that are so common among pregnant women.