Dear 17th Century Elizabethan Guy
Dear 17th century Elizabethan guy,
Bath salts have been in the news quite a bit recently, due in part to the strange cravings that people using them seem to exhibit. I was pondering this when it occurred to me that perhaps bath salts induce in users the same unusual cravings that are so common among pregnant women.
I mentioned this to a fat chick in the elevator the other day, and she was offended. She gave me no other choice but to punch her in the face. I don’t know why some people have to be so goddamned uptight.
What in God’s holy name is an elevator?
17th Century Elizabethan guy