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    Tough Mudder Does Not Impress Me

    Let’s get one thing clear and out of the way at the outset of this post: Gluten allergies are just the 2017 way of saying that you are a fucking

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    Music

      When I have a terrible song in my head, I become self-conscious that people around me can tell what it is and are quietly judging me for it. Milli

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    2016: A Selective Year in Review

    2016 has been a difficult year, in particular for music. This year witnessed the loss of David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Maurice White, Sharon Jones, and Prince, to name a few.

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    Fruit Islands Cereal

    Fruit Islands is my Rosebud. It represents a lost childhood innocence that I shall likely never reclaim, and I have a Proustian relationship with this cereal such that as I

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    Donald Trump is America’s Fault

    In the opening to his cover of Patti Smith’s “Rock n’ Roll Nigger,” Marilyn Manson screams “I was made in America, and America hates me for what I am. I

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    Fuck Your Electronic Dance Music

    So 2016 has been a terrible year for music. This year we’ve witnessed the passing of David Bowie, Merle Haggard, Maurice White, and Prince, just to name a few. And

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    Allegiant Air: Greyhound Airbus of the Skies

    So I recently had the misfortune to travel back home for a family reunion that consisted mostly of Schlitz-fueled recriminations and a lot of emphatic finger pointing, and in punishing

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    Holly’s Asian Vacation

    Contributor Holly W. recently traveled to Asia on assignment for BannedCast. Things went awry in spectacular BannedCast fashion, and we are presently in contact with authorities in Vietnam as we

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