When I have a terrible song in my head, I become self-conscious that people around me know what it is and are quietly judging me for it.
Milli Vanilli’s “Blame It on the Rain” has a terrible message for children and may be responsible for millennials’ refusal to accept responsibility for their actions.
Mariachi bands are the Mexican restaurant equivalent of the Chuck E. Cheese Rock-afire Explosion animatronic house band.
Sound systems in Reno, Nevada, should never play anything other than Train, Barenaked Ladies, and Creed because as a city, it doesn’t deserve anything better.
If I were a serial killer, I’d play nothing but Yanni and Enya while torturing my victims, just to make it that much worse.