You Hear That? That’s the Sound of One Hand Clapping, Motherfucker!
You hear that? That’s the sound of one hand clapping, motherfucker! I guess I’ve just proven another one of your theories wrong.
Correction: I’ve just proven two of your theories wrong!
Theory number one: I cannot clap with just one hand.
Theory number two: I cannot walk around for one whole day with my left hand Super Glued to my dick.
