If This Carnival Cruise Ship Capsizes and We End Up on a Deserted Island, I Promise Not to Eat You
This is going to be an excellent vacation, and I for one am excited. I love a good cruise, and you and I are going to have such a good time.
As we embark on this wonderful excursion, I’d like to get something out of the way because I’ve found that it’s often better to say things directly so as to avoid any misunderstanding either now or in the future: If this Carnival cruise ship capsizes and we end up on a deserted island, I promise not to eat you.