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GOT Season 8 Ep 2 –
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Posted on April 23, 2019 by DB Leave a comment

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DB, Amy, and Jared discuss GOT foreplay, castration, and portentous looks. Jared continues to explain a lot of stuff while DB and Amy debate whether praying mantises are agnostic.

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GOT Season 8 Ep 1 –
Winterfell

Posted on April 16, 2019 by DB Leave a comment

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DB, Amy, and Jared discuss the season 8 GOT premiere, Winterfell. Jared explains a lot of stuff while DB and Amy debate maidens, dragon anatomy, and Amy’s attraction to drunken sailors.

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GOT Season 8 –
Trailer

Posted on April 2, 2019 by DB Leave a comment

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DB and Amy break down the new Game of Thrones Season 8 trailer. Jared tells us how he became a GOT expert—yes, it involves medical testing.

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Game of Thrones –
An (un)Informed Podcast

Posted on April 1, 2019 by DB Leave a comment

Join DB, Amy, and Jared as they break down each new episode of #GameofThrones Season 8. There’s just one catch: Neither DB nor Amy have seen any of the preceding 67 episodes, so … things get weird. Fortunately, Jared has seen every episode and read all of the books, and he’s ready to teach DB and Amy a thing or two about GOT. Or not because they’re too busy discussing the mechanics of dragon intercourse and whether a throne is any better than a recliner. Listen to Game of Thrones: An (un)Informed Podcast every week of season 8, brought to you by BannedCast!

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Black Panther: Tradition vs. Ideology

Posted on March 13, 2018 by DB Leave a comment

My wife recently forced me to visit an AMC theater so that I could have the pleasure of paying $19 a ticket to watch Black Panther in a theater filled with American theatergoers who use film only as a backdrop to loudly consume a Hefty-bag’s worth of popcorn slathered in fake butter and washed down with enough Coke-a-cola to drown a small village of pygmies.
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Azealia Banks:
Pop Culture Honey Badger

Posted on May 16, 2017 by DB 4 comments

Azealia Banks may not have many defenders these days. Since arriving onto the scene at age 17, she’s burnt a few, many, most bridges in her young but incendiary career.
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2016: A Selective Year in Review

Posted on December 10, 2016 by DB Leave a comment

2016 has been a difficult year, in particular for music. This year witnessed the loss of David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Maurice White, Sharon Jones, and Prince, to name a few. It sort of begs the question: God does realize that Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, and Kanye West are still down here, right? More proof that God wants to see us all suffer—Drake still has a flourishing music career, too.
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Dinersaurs Cereal is Decadent and Depraved

Posted on October 3, 2016 by DB Leave a comment

While perhaps not as impactful upon my impressionable young mind as Fruit Islands cereal, Dinersaurs remains another top-tier, long-lost breakfast cereal from that heyday of the mid- to late-80s when Reaganomics made anything possible and America’s food industry was hard at work achieving unimaginable heights of processed food euphoria.
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Fruit Islands Cereal
Is My Rosebud

Posted on September 3, 2016 by DB Leave a comment

Fruit Islands is my Rosebud. It represents a lost childhood innocence that I shall likely never reclaim, and I have a Proustian relationship with this cereal such that as I write this, I can actually taste, ever so faintly, these Cookie Crisp-shaped pieces, hear the satisfying crunch as each “island” succumbs to the force of my clenching teeth and feel the resulting shrapnel tearing through the tender flesh along the roof of my mouth.
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Selling Your Car
to CarMax

Posted on November 7, 2015 by DB Leave a comment

I recently sold my car to CarMax, and while the experience was slightly better than being sexually assaulted by a stranger on Craigslist, I still take umbrage with a few of the details.
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