8 Things I Learned from Watching Prometheus

1. Geologists are assholes.
2. If you’re going to travel half a billion miles to certain death, it may just be worth it if it means getting to sleep with Charlize Theron just once.
1. Geologists are assholes.
2. If you’re going to travel half a billion miles to certain death, it may just be worth it if it means getting to sleep with Charlize Theron just once.