The Real Relationship You Have is Between You and God
This is because no one else is willing or able to have a relationship with you. You’re basically an insufferable fuckbag, and if you’re not careful, even God will turn his back on you.
Just like he turns his back on all of those Special Olympics kids who come in fourth place and don’t even podium.
In sum: God is all you have, and even He probably doesn’t really care, so it may be time to try a new and more emotionally reciprocating relationship.
Just not with me or any of us here at BannedCast, please. We don’t like you either.
And Satan is busy.