The Gym
At the gym, playing “what’s that smell?”
It would be really creepy if I listened to Yanni at the gym.
Upon further investigation, I’ve determined that that smell is me.
Would it be creepier to listen to Dionne Warwick at the gym?
Gave blood today and still came to the gym because I don’t need platelets to have a good time.
I’ve decided that it’s creepiest to listen to Yanni while working out and Dionne Warwick while killing people in my basement if I were a serial killer.
