Godfrey’s Pub Crawl: Happy World Health Day!

Pub_Crawl_April_7Last week’s Pub Crawl was the one in which we revealed the identity of the real killer of Tupac Shakur and John F. Kennedy! Spoiler Alert: They were both suicides.

Now wouldn’t that be a much better episode than the warmed over shit we’ve given you instead? On this week’s episode we discussed racist Mickey Rooney roles, John Travolta’s latent homosexuality and why James Franco is blacklisted from the show. Listen at FCC Free Radio. Bitches.

Yours,

PB

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Godfrey’s Pub Crawl: An Evening of April Fools

2014-04-05_1700What? You didn’t listen to last Monday’s episode of Godfrey’s Pub Crawl? Why the fuck not? What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, apart from that enormous goiter.

Get the fuck on this! On this week’s episode: Expired Vicodins, mail order brides, crabs and vaping despite looking like an asshole. Check out the podcast at your leisure through the FccFreeRadio homepage, Stitcher or TuneInRadio.

Kisses,

PB

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BannedCast: Tea with Tanner 23

Today’s topics: DJs, electronic billboards and one-armed girlfriends. As per usual, some of our topics were suggested by questions sent in by listeners to either Twitter handle @BannedCast, or email: bannedcast@gmail.com. Visit bannedcast.com and read more about Tanner’s exploits and those of the band Lucky Boys Confusion in the book Medicine and Gasoline: On the Road in America with Lucky Boys Confusion.


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I Must Insist That You Entertain My Theory On The Disappearance Of Malaysian Flight 370 With The Same Respect As You Would Any Other

Flight 370.jpgI must insist that you entertain my theory on the disappearance of Malaysian Flight 370 with the same respect as you would any other.

Because I have a well developed and astutely considered hypothesis as to where this plane is, and my theory is at least equally as valid as the “Zombie Plane” theory I saw discussed on Piers Morgan just the other night, even though my theory may not have as cool a name or a premise. In a way, I am sort of jealous that I couldn’t think of a solution that involved zombies, but I will leave that up to the professionals over at CNN and the Piers Morgan program.

Point in fact, my theory is the only one that takes into account all of the variously confusing and contradictory accounts that have plagued this investigation since the plane’s unexpected disappearance, and that is why you should be far more receptive to it than to any other half-baked bullshit theory that you may encounter on CNN, FoxNews or Alex Jones’s website, all of which reflect an equal degree of fatuous conjecture.

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Godfrey’s Pub Crawl: St. Patrick’s Day Special

2014-03-20_2350BannedCast continues to support the world famous Godfrey’s Pub Crawl on FCC Free Radio, featuring unwarranted dick jokes and unsolicited confessions of childhood sexual abuse! Listen to this St. Patrick’s Day Special featuring special musical guests Marc and Naomi! 

Yours,

PB

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Let’s Get This Office Party Started!

Office Party!This shit is going to be positively off the goddamned chain! I don’t know about you, but I have been looking forward to this all day! I mean thank God it’s Tuesday, am I right? Because that is how we get down around this here office, you limp-dicked cocksuckers!

Fuck Friday happy hour—we get down when it’s time to get the fuck down, business obligations and social proprieties be damned because it’s 10:30 in the morning and this beer isn’t going to drink itself!

Now I know that a few of you are still trying to recover from our breakfast meeting yesterday, which had the unfortunate consequence of bleeding into both our lunch and dinner meetings, but I don’t think I have to explain to you all that it’s sort of imperative that you demonstrate the sort of faculties commensurate with being a team player in this organization, and so if you don’t get in at least one keg stand before lunch, we’re going to have to have a formal sit-down this afternoon.

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Godfrey’s Pub Crawl: Olympic Aftermath

Pub Crawl: Olympic AftermathBannedCast contributor Derek Brezette is now a panelist on Godfrey’s Pub Crawl! Listen now at FCC Free Radio, just don’t linger there too long. We’re like a wife letting you fuck the chick who works the counter at Macy’s for your birthday, but you have to come right back afterward. And no kissing on the mouth.

–PB

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